“Wanted” 30 second movie review

Thanks to filmdrunk:

Wesley Gibson was schlubby douche loser. In fact, he was such a nobody that a Google search on his name turned up zero results, even though his name is WESLEY GIBSON. Then, one day, HE FOUND OUT HE WAS A SUPER RICH ASSASSIN! So he joined a fraternity of assassins. Assassins who were also weavers. Weavers who pledged their loyalty to a giant, mechanized loom their ancestors built 1000 years ago. Wait, what? They had mechanized looms 1000 years ago? SHUT UP! I WILL SHOOT YOU IN THE HEAD! YOU’RE NOT EVEN MY REAL FATHER!

Morgan Freeman: “Motherf-cker!”

The End.

Advertisements

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: