“Wanted” 30 second movie review

Thanks to filmdrunk:

Wesley Gibson was schlubby douche loser. In fact, he was such a nobody that a Google search on his name turned up zero results, even though his name is WESLEY GIBSON. Then, one day, HE FOUND OUT HE WAS A SUPER RICH ASSASSIN! So he joined a fraternity of assassins. Assassins who were also weavers. Weavers who pledged their loyalty to a giant, mechanized loom their ancestors built 1000 years ago. Wait, what? They had mechanized looms 1000 years ago? SHUT UP! I WILL SHOOT YOU IN THE HEAD! YOU’RE NOT EVEN MY REAL FATHER!

Morgan Freeman: “Motherf-cker!”

The End.


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